i don’t think it’s possible for baby harp seals to be more adorable if they tried:
just look at
their little bodies!
and their big eyes!!!
and the way they slide all over
and thIS ONE???
IT’S SMILING LOOK AT IT
BABY SEALS ARE PRECIOUS THAT IS ALL
Field operatives are reminded to pick up their new uniforms at their earliest convenience. In addition to generating greater resistance against Stunning spells, the new material has been treated with a tincture distilled out of firedrake scales, lending it greater fire retardant qualities. Anyone who wishes to thank Agent Murello for his work testing the new jackets should forward any notes or gifts to Room 703 at the Daniel Randolph Center for Magical Maladies.
—Aurors’ Board Memo, Spring 2014
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
healthy snack in under 1 minute!
- buy organic apple
- take “organic” sticker off of apple
- throw out apple
- place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies
the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep